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Tony Soprano ...like two peas in a pod... Keep forcing your possessions on people... ...definitely don't want to get her started ...poppin' up some Orville Reddenbacker's... No, no, I'm not cavin' in to you this time I don't wanna to talk to you anymore You're supposed to take care of your mother I thought I told you I changed my name from Lojack... Refresh my memory, who's he again? I tell my kids, only God can make a life This shit cannot go on like this Did you warble my little wren? ...gotta stop with this black poison cloud... ...more like a hotel at Captain Teebs... ...doesn't make it any better Too bad they don't have a telethon for fuckfaceitis... ...you can watch Grumpy Old Men ...including his hemorrhoid donut, the fuck alone... No, serious is what happens if you don't pay... So whaddya, whaddya sayin' ...and you give me a vibratin' chair? (singing) Well the miller told his tale (singing) ...whiter shade of pale She's happy ma, she's singing' You're outta your tree How's it goin' today ...no ganja, ok See what I can do Here we go How you feelin'? Oh yeah Done, it's done I gotta go Bullshit Fiore
Carmela Soprano Laugh, I thought I'd pee my pants What happened That's not what I meant Oh my God
Livia Soprano Go on, go, go into the ham... I was wondering when you were gonna call I'm not dead, unfortunately for some She doesn't fool me for a second I know how to talk to people I have my ways I know when I'm not wanted He was a saint Oh, poor you I wish it was tomorrow Oh fancy, fancy Oh my God
Uncle Junior ...fuckin' funny boy too now, huh bullshit
Dr. Melfi ...an almost mystical ability to wreak havoc Any other loving experiences Not to you
Christopher Moltisanti Technology comes to the Bing ...like we're tryin' for a merit badge? ...I use the technique of positive visualization... ...being with the Tony Soprano crew... I'm talkin' about the Year 2000... You gonna be a jerkoff now? Alright, alright, fuck it No, I'm fuckin' serious You wanna be scathed? Scathed, scathed Shut the fuck up...
Brendan Filone ...since Jackie became the chemosabe ...we're supposed to say, thanks for the hat
Pussy Bompensiero ...I've got fuckin' Johnny Cochran right here for you Lemme tell you what's gonna happen here I'm fuckin' Rockford over here I'm talkin' about fuckin' sheep You boys put a real crimp in my week ...wearin' the fuckin' plate number... Oh, again with the rape of the culture What the fuck are you talkin' about Yeah, Isn't it amazin' Fascinatin' gotta admit it Well, what about them Take it easy
Paulie Walnuts Fuckin' expresso, capuccino. We invented this shit... ...It's a pride thing. All our food. Pizza, calzone... I went over for a blowjob, your mother was... ...How did we miss out on this? This, this is the worst, this expresso shit They got any just coffee? Fuckin' spittin' image Your sister's ass Madonn', whatever Fanabla Oohfa
Silvio Dante Just when I thought I was out...
Jackie Aprile ...while the old man's the guest of the government Fuck that shit
Mikey Palmice We're coverin' our nut
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