Tony Soprano
The doctors kept me hangin' about the tests...
When I was young, he told my girl cousins...
Dysfunction this, dysfunction that...
My mother woulda loved it if...
I'm the person who sez how things go...
Could I be happier...
But this shit I'm tellin' ya, it'll all blow over
What part of the boot you from, hon?
Here we go, here comes the Prozac
Or it's a rainy night in Lyndhurst
He was a squeekin' little gerbil when he died
My uncle adds to my general stress level
Feel exhausted just talkin' about it
Enough of this shit, what's wrong with you
Jeez ma, get some air in here
Where's my fuckin' money?
And I bought CDs for a broken record
Degenerate fuckin' gambler
You, always with the drama, you
I can't go into details on this one
We all got different needs
Lemme tell you something, I've had a semester...
You'd think I was Hannibal Lechter before...
Hey goddammit, I'm serious
Who's got time for that?
Lemme tell you something
This isn't gonna work
What is it then?
Aw shit
Mornin' ladies
Why not?
Ya prick!
Yeah, yeah
Shut up!
How you doin'?
I dunno
Very encouraging
Whatever
Aaww, Jesus, fuck
Shit, fuck me
Life is good

Carmela Soprano
Want some of last night's sfogliatell...
What's different between you and me is...
You have become a master of lying...
Here he goes now with the nostalgia
What are ya gonna not know?
Don't give me that!
Well, we're gonna find out
Oh, oh my God
Oh my God, I think that's great!
Him and those ducks
Birdman, hello?!

Livia Soprano
Stop tellin' me how to live my life...
You're using mesquite...
Listen to him, he knows everything
I don't drive when they're predicting rain
You're making me very upset
He was a saint
This is a nursing home!
Oh my God!
Oh, that one
Sure, run off
Who's there?

Uncle Junior
You may run North Jersey...
I'm all agita, all the time!
Who do you think you are?

Anthony Jr.
So what no fuckin' ziti now?
Shut up

Meadow Soprano
Eeww, get outta here, you're so gross!
Big whoop

Dr. Melfi
What line of work are you in...
Anxiety attacks are legitimate...
Quite a formidable maternal presence
You have strong feelings about this
Hope comes in many forms
What is it you want to say to me?

Christopher Moltisanti
Hey, garbage is our bread and butter
Last time I show any fuckin' initiative
I was nauseous this morning

Pussy Bompensiero
There's differences, Christopher, OK...
A medication comes along...
They know, but they don't know
Why would you even ask that?

Silvio Dante
I feel bad I was the messenger
Sadness accrues

Artie Bucco
Tony is a labor leader
Fuckin faulty stove

Charmaine Bucco
Somebody donated their kneecaps...

Father Phil
Jeez Louise